Work, work,

Never stood in my head.

See my little wot, wot, wot, wot, wot, wot,

late at night I like to twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk.

It's the only way I can flirt, blurt, flirt,

when I stub my toe, it hurts, hurts, hurts, hurts. Now I gotta get a manicure, cure, cure, cure, but I can't be because I'm per-pur-pur-pur-pur-pur-pur. Mary Richard comes with perks, perks, perks, perks, perks. Sometimes my husband is a jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk. Hope he don't see this because he lurks, lurks, lurks, looks, looks, looks. I don't like sesame street, but I like big burr, burr, burr, burr, burr. I eat spaghetti with a fur, burke, burke, burke, burke. Sometimes when I sneeze, I squirt, squirt, squirt. I can't with you. Oh my gosh, why are we not rap stars? I don't know. That was brilliant. That was brilliant. Did we just say brilliant at the same time? Jinks. Oh my God. Anyway, welcome to the next episode of the Mother Crusher's podcast. Apparently the way we're Mother Crushin it this week is that we are rapping. We didn't know we had this gift we do it just came out for you

all so i guess we're just going to have to start doing this all the time right okay just randomly

rapping y'all are going to have that song stuck in your head you're welcome but it has to be our

lyrics okay you have to say things like flaren't flaring fler it and squirt squirt oh But if you don't say squirt I don't hold that against you. It is gross. And that's one of the many words that Corey cannot stand. We'll have to come up with a lot of wraps that uses moist too. That doesn't bother me. It doesn't? That's like the one word that bothers everyone who has that problem. You're weird.

You're weird.

You're weird. We're weird.

So listen, I wanted to tell you.

So I was telling Corey about this earlier, but I've decided that I'm going to write a book, not what to expect when expecting, but five things you didn't read. And my book's going to be called

what to expect when you have unprotected sex instead. It's going to be the things you didn't read

about and what to expect when expecting. And I think it's pretty freaking hilarious. And I'm just

going to give you a few examples. And, okay. And here's the thing.

You're going to be able to relate to him.

But Kyler couldn't at all.

I don't think he even laughed that much when I told him, but I was like, no, it's, no, it's good. I haven't heard him yet. I know. So the number one thing is going to be that you won't read and what to expect when expecting is about the uncontrollable epidural farts.

That didn't happen to me.

That's just...

Well, these are based... that you won't read and what to expect when expecting is about the uncontrollable epidural farts.

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