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The Golden Ratio Podcast

20. Maggie Updates

The Golden Ratio Podcast

The Golden Ratio

Comedy

5.01.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2018

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Maggie's post-surgery updates, plus some bad jokes and other randomness. Like sheep. Cocktail of the week: the GR Dad! 1.5 oz bourbon, 3/4 oz peach syrup, 3/4 oz lemon juice Half Shorn Sheep: https://www.carywolinskyphotographs.com/half-shorn-sheep/ Shrek the Sheep. SO FLUFFY!: http://www.earthporm.com/shrek-sheep-escaped-shearing-6-years/ German word of the week: Beißhemmung - bite hesitation SPONSOR! Audible - get a free audio book and support the podcast. http://audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi everyone. Welcome to the Golden Ratio podcast. This is Jen.

0:10.8

to your mom. Join is always but you're dad. Hello. Joins as always by G.R. Dad.

0:13.0

Hello.

0:14.0

This week, I have a drink that I'm going to call the G.R. Dad.

0:17.0

Whoa.

0:18.0

Oh, this is news to me.

0:20.0

I invented it based on you so there's sour and bitter. There would be funny. There's a

0:29.6

drink called the suffering bastard. I made a version of that, like a recipe

0:34.6

alteration of that for a friend

0:36.0

when she got divorced to like celebrate her divorce.

0:39.4

I think we call it the fucking bastard.

0:42.2

It's an interesting drink, it has bourbon and gin in it.

0:46.0

Ugh.

0:47.0

You've had one and I think you thought it was okay.

0:49.0

Oh, it was okay, but it seems like a hangover recipe there.

0:52.0

Yeah. Anyway, that is not what the giardat is.

0:54.8

So there's some great looking peaches at the farmers market,

0:57.7

which we were.

0:58.4

Millions of them.

0:59.6

Millions of peaches.

1:01.2

Peaches for me? Peaches for free. Look out! And they're big giant peaches so I've got some peaches. I made

1:09.2

peach syrup which basically just do by taking like a cup of water a cup of sugar

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