Hi, everyone. This is Christian Weatherford.

And this is Ellen Weatherford.

And you're listening to Just the Zoo of Us, a podcast where we take your favorite animals and give them ratings from 1 to 10.

Or I guess it could be 0 to 10.

We did give a zero, didn't we?

I don't remember.

I think you gave the bot fly a zero.

For aesthetics, I think.

That makes sense.

So yeah, thanks for coming to our podcast.

We give those ratings in three categories, effectiveness, ingenuity, and aesthetics.

We are not zoological experts.

Nope, not yet.

They haven't given us our honorary zoology credentials yet we're working on them i want mine printed

on a crystal stein i'm hoping that if we just make enough of these eventually somebody will give us an

honorary degree in zoology that's probably how it works while we are not experts we do try to get our

information from trustworthy resources i think that's it for the intro, yeah? Yeah. Let's jump right in.

Every single passing second that I'm not talking about my animal for this week is physically

painful to me, and I really want to get to it.

Yep.

You can't see, but Ellen is visibly shaking as if a glass being resonated by a sound wave. I'm vibrating with energy to talk about this animal. I'm so excited about it. But you're going to have to wait because I'm first. That's right. Christian's up first this week. What do you have for us? This week I have the Jaguar, also known as the Jaguar. You said Jaguar. That's weird.

Why did you say it weird?

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