#20: Hurricane Magic

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2012

⏱️ 35 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

1- You Didn't Build That, in context with the truth 2- Repub convention, if you build it we will come and laugh 3- Small Businessman built it with money from government contracts 4- Paul Ryan learned it with social security money 5- Mia Love built it with 10 bucks 6- Rush says Obama manipulated hurricane, I thought only THOR could manipulate hurricanes, maybe Storm from X-Men 7- Hurricane heads for Tampa and could end in Ryan's hometown I guess God wants to meet them 8- Gov Jindal stays home, to ask for more federal money 9- Apple Computer is gangsta Samsung is Apple's bitch 10- Smoking pot lowers IQ and memory, I think 11- Texas judge says Obama re election will lead to civil war 12- Mississippi combats teen pregnancy with less education 13- Man eaten by grizzly bear he was photographing 14- notice the link between topics 10-14

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hello, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
0:13.4	It's Alonzo Bowden, and we're back with who's paying attention.
0:17.4	And this is episode 20.
0:20.2	Wow, been doing a lot of shows. So right now, even as I speak,
0:24.6	Hurricane Isaac is hitting New Orleans and Louisiana and Mississippi and Alabama. It's been
0:32.3	downgraded to a tropical storm, so, you know, we care about the people out there hearts go out to them
0:39.1	prayers go out to them and i wish him the best of luck this one thank god isn't nearly as bad as
0:46.3	Katrina which means it's a whole lot funnier than Katrina and i will get to that because
0:51.3	ladies and gentlemen it is is Republican Convention Week.
0:56.2	Right now, the Republican National Convention is going on down in Tampa.
1:00.8	Now, listen, if you don't have time to listen to this whole podcast, and I know you probably
1:06.4	don't, because people are busy.
1:08.0	You got things to do.
1:09.4	Here it is.
1:10.0	I'll just sum it up, all right?
1:12.1	It's all Barack Obama's fault.
1:14.4	Everything was perfect in 2008 before Barack Obama came along.
1:20.2	He's weakened America.
1:21.7	We're going to turn into Greece.
1:24.0	And, yeah, good luck from there on.
1:26.7	Don't reelect Obama.
1:28.2	Oh, and Obamacare is evil.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from All Things Comedy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of All Things Comedy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.