20: Heaven's Door

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2016

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath tackle a movie about little girl who has the ability to cure cancer, AIDS, heart disease, and kidney failure, but instead uses it to cure hamsters with indigestion. But when her atheist mother finds out, she puts a stop to all this magical altruism in a hurry in Heaven's Door.---

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0:00.0	The opening line is what's a P.O. V mean and man was I disappointed that this
0:10.6	scene did not turn out to be what I thought it was. I was like, oh man, I came, I just automatically came.
0:15.8	I saw charisma carpenter having a man sign a contract that said P. O. V. on it.
0:19.9	And I was already out. I was on my thumb. I was up to the wrist in my own ass and yet
0:27.2	It's not what it turned out to be she's writing a story about a moron who runs a diner.
0:37.0	God awful movies. movies. Who be? Who be? Welcome back to the game.
0:44.0	Welcome back to the gamcast, where each week we sample another selection from
0:54.2	Christian cinema in an effort to be as miserable as Christians tell me
0:57.2	atheists are supposed to be. I'm your host no illusions and sitting to my immediate
1:00.9	left is my good friend Heath and right he's so glad you
1:03.4	haven't thought better of this yet yeah I don't really have a choice though
1:06.6	because Netflix won't let me watch anything without religion words in the title
1:10.3	anyway try to watch scrubs and it's like like, you don't want to watch Kirk Cameron's,
1:15.2	do you believe in doctors instead?
1:17.0	You watch everything Kevin Sorbo's ever done?
1:20.0	No. Did you mean pray it better?
1:21.6	Exactly.
1:24.0	And sitting 998 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick.
1:28.0	Eli so good to you to rejoin us, sir.
1:30.0	It's good to be here.
1:31.0	I haven't seen you guys, I haven't talked to you guys since last year. I fucked up my own joke
1:36.0	Yeah, haven't talked to you and I was like I haven't seen you in a year, but that's well that that too I guess that also true less funny in that way because it actually probably has been a year
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