20: Dick Don't Jump For That
The Hard Or Soft Show
The Hard Or Soft Show
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🗓️ 9 July 2020
⏱️ 77 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, why are you naked on internet, be? |
| 0:05.0 | And why are you so old and horny? |
| 0:07.0 | They say humans are social animals. |
| 0:10.0 | I can't live alone. |
| 0:12.0 | But you can live pretty well by yourself. |
| 0:17.0 | I'll be coming to my house like that. |
| 0:22.0 | While and out on my student talking about if you don't let me in |
| 0:26.8 | I'm gonna tell everybody your gay lovers out here like what's wrong with you? You're way too secure |
| 0:31.4 | money good like for real. How are you way too secure? You're like weight like first of all that's uncomfortable |
| 0:39.5 | They are gay people on the block then I be like, oh, I didn't know. |
| 0:43.8 | And I got rainbows in my fucking window from where my sons did a, what? |
| 0:47.9 | You got a pink shirt on with rainbow riding on it? |
| 0:50.4 | I'm that secure. |
| 0:51.6 | Yeah, you're not you telling that I'm the best butt you ever had on my |
| 0:57.4 | live just now. What is wrong with you? And your girl's in the car? |
| 1:03.0 | Yeah, my person of interest. |
| 1:05.0 | Your person of interest in the car listening to you express your love for a man right now, |
| 1:09.2 | trying to get in this house. You sent her off somewhere. |
| 1:11.2 | She probably thinks we ain't here going crazy. |
| 1:13.0 | Not fucking you. |
| 1:15.0 | This is, come on now, you get me, like, come on, I don't... |
| 1:19.0 | I'm gonna show up somewhere, she gonna look at me, like, look this motherfucker right here. |
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