What's poppin' everybody hello and welcome to popcorn culture my name is Ben Carlin and I am your one true host.

Here with me today is my brother Jay who will be in every episode.

Uh boy, we have said I feel like there is some update to be had on the true host front to be had in a second.

But let me first ask you before we forget for a corny joke.

Hey, okay, look at you. You remembering stuff. I'm remembering. I'm just the other guy here, whatever.

The other host does have to have, you know, their responsibilities and you prompting me to deliver a good corny joke.

That's right. You know, that's that's one of them. Let's get on with it, Ben.

Okay, okay. Let's see here. Oh, I had so many that I like today.

How many apples grow on a tree? How many apples go on? This is not like a like a bush. I don't know how many apples go on a tree.

All of them. Uh, that's probably a riddle. Uh, that a joke. I feel like that's one of those like clever questions you get when you're in elementary school.

Like what's the side of a chicken to the feathers grow on the outside?

So the other one is why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It had no leg.

Close. It was too tired. Oh, too tired. I get it.

I don't. Yeah. I was like, I said leg. I was thinking kickstand. I was like, yeah, bike legs.

Bike legs.

That kickstands are the further you get into biking.

The like when you, when I was a kid, I thought a kickstand was like neat.

Yeah. Like that was like a cool accessory. Yeah, your bike might have.

When you get into like the world of like, you know, cycling. It's like serious. Yeah.

Nobody, nobody would ever have a kickstand on their bike.

Like the entire objective of all bicycles at some point in time is to make them as light as

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