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Genius Bar

20: Apple's Lawyers Are Coming After Us...

Genius Bar

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Tech News, Technology, News, Business

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2021

⏱️ 87 minutes

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0:00.0

Wouldn't it be great if when you went to buy a computer or after you bought a computer?

0:06.4

If you had any questions, you could ask a genius. Well, that's what we've got. This is called the Genius Bar.

0:14.0

Do you think milk actually ever goes bad because like I mix protein powder with this and I mean, like it tastes really good, but it smelled a little weird.

0:37.6

Am I going to be okay? Yes, I think that's usually how you know it's bad. If it smells bad, it's probably bad. If it looks bad, it's probably bad.

0:47.8

It doesn't look like it's not chunky at all.

0:51.0

Dude, no, you don't wait till it's chunky. That's not the metric, Sam. You don't go. Oh, it's fine until it's chunky.

1:02.2

That's good. I first want to use in this bottle. I mean, listen, this is a cool, vocal effect.

1:14.4

I'm pretty sure it's okay. Are you drinking bad milk, dog? No, dude, I don't think it's that bad. I smell it.

1:20.4

What do you mean? Okay, here's what the stems from. So when I was a child, right, I would go over to my grandparents here in the summer.

1:28.3

And when I would go over to my grandparents, they would have milk sometimes. I remember I would like, I drank a bunch of milk and then I looked at the date on the bottle.

1:38.0

And it was like three weeks old. And I remember the entire day was for it. And I was just like pacing back and forth and back to the bathroom.

1:45.3

I'm like, I'm going to get sick. I'm going to get sick. So since that day, I've been paranoid about like any kind of, apparently, no, apparently, there's been paranoid enough, Sam.

1:53.5

Well, I'm feeling, I'm feeling balsy today. Listen, it didn't smell sour. It smelled like it was on its way out, but it wasn't out. You know, you've, you've smelled milk like that, right?

2:05.3

Like it's, it's, it's maybe tomorrow, I wouldn't.

2:07.5

What a terrible way. First of all, your Sam's in 140 P early on in the show. It happened everywhere. How is this happening to me? Is it the milk?

2:15.5

Yeah, I think is ruining my life. I think God's like dog. Stop drinking the milk.

2:20.8

Dude, this iMac is just going.

2:22.8

There was a comment last week because your connection like shit itself at the end of the show. And someone was like, I was almost disappointed because like I live for Sam's video quality to take a dip during the show.

2:33.8

And he had to wait all the way to the end of last week's show. So this week, you get it right away. 140 P Sam, you're welcome everybody.

2:40.8

Dude, what's up guys? I had bad milk once like actually tasted it because you know any other time if it smells bad, I didn't do it. If it looks bad, I don't do it.

2:53.8

And if I think my general rule is, hey, do I think this milk is bad because if I think it's bad, it's probably bad. And I'm not going to, I'm not going to drink it.

3:01.8

But there was just one time where like I wasn't paying attention. You know where you just like your brain is busy, your mind is busy, and you just go on autopilot.

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