20.5: MOONSEED

Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

Emily Kellogg & Alex Nursall

Society & Culture, Comedy, Fiction, Drama

4.6 • 900 Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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This goes out to all the lovers, yearners, and endlessly longing people out there, because what's more romantic than pining from afar? A lot of things, but that's cold comfort when you are trapped and unable to feel the warmth of another... CW: drug use Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox and J Strautman as Hollis Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Birthday coming up?
0:02.0	On Etsy, you can find your favourite person a gift as special as they are.
0:07.0	Celebrate Stylish Julia with a cute vintage jewelry box.
0:11.0	Or Photography Mab Pull with a customized leather camera strap.
0:15.0	Or your caffeine-loving dad with a handmade pour-over coffee maker.
0:19.0	Don't just celebrate birthdays. Celebrate one of a kind people
0:23.5	with gifts that say I get you on Etsy. Click or tap the banner to shop now.
0:31.2	300 years of expertise in every twining sleep blend. 100 hours of craft in every cup.
0:40.3	Eight natural ingredients in every sip.
0:44.3	One night of winding down in every drop.
0:48.3	Your moment of serenity.
0:51.3	Brought to you by twining sleep.
0:55.3	Twinings.
0:58.0	Alive in every drop. Music Woodbine is recorded in front of a live studio audience.
1:33.2	Grace, I'm home.
1:37.1	I picked up lunch on my way here.
1:39.6	Mmm.
1:40.5	Mua.
1:41.2	Hmm.
1:42.1	Wonderful.
1:43.1	What did you get?
2:01.6	Well, I stopped by that new French restaurant and picked up some cocavin, choucée ghani, pom-a-glot, haricot-eil-a-court amandine, and for dessert a simple cherry clafouti. Wow. Really? No, it's just blood. But we can go there one night if you like. That would be nice.
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