$20,000 First Class Flight
Lightweights Podcast
Joe Vulpis
4.9 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 15 November 2021
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Dressing up as Chuck E Cheese, preparing to meet Josh Peck, taking out a bus advertisement, seeing if he's good at love making, and going to Dubai. Thank you to our sponsors Vodacast and Ember
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to the lightwights podcast. My name is Jimi that is Timothy and we are the half of we are the lightwights |
| 0:05.7 | Dude you couldn't be worse at fucking intros. Honestly, you couldn't be worse. Why do you think I have you do them every time? |
| 0:11.2 | Please never do them again. I'm trying not to okay. I was just a Starbucks. What? |
| 0:15.5 | Are you as wild? I was just a star was you just wanted to buy and you're opening up with your starbucks story |
| 0:21.8 | Let's go I don't mention Dubai one time |
| 0:26.7 | Dubai oh yeah, I want to Dubai |
| 0:28.7 | No, I want to starbucks right now and I'm pulling pull up to the drive-thru and they go hi my name is Jillian. What's your name? |
| 0:34.8 | I'm like what's my name it kind of sounds like a date. Yeah, and I said Captain America. There you didn't yeah, I did really no |
| 0:42.3 | Can you imagine iron man when I was at Starbucks this morning? I said my name is Jimbo and she goes |
| 0:49.0 | Really and I said yeah, I double down and then she goes let me see ID and I said dad asked she said let me see ID |
| 0:55.6 | She didn't say in an attitude wait. We were we were chit chatten. Oh, but she was just like she was like going along with her joke like |
| 1:01.9 | Let me see your ID if that's true. I mean she wasn't |
| 1:04.8 | Regular conversation now. I didn't was trying to fuck you had you said hey you had sex with her after yeah, sure you did no I did it |
| 1:14.2 | You're like the infinity of like an American pie stifler |
| 1:18.4 | You're literally stifler in real life. I've never seen that movie, but I've heard that. Oh my god |
| 1:23.4 | You got to watch it. You're literally stifler. You kind of look like him too. What does stifler do? |
| 1:26.8 | He's just like the horny dude in high school. He's buff and then he has a really hot mom |
| 1:32.6 | Oh, that's so funny. So like everyone drives it out as mom |
| 1:35.6 | Yeah, and then one of the other stars in the movie fucks his mom. Oh my god |
| 1:40.1 | That's so far dude. You're literally stifler. I can't believe no one's ever made that realization |
| 1:44.9 | So how was it the sex? I mean I didn't have sex there |
| 1:49.0 | Guys Ily just went out to the car to go grab something I haven't seen him in a week because he went to Dubai and he's back |
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