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Teachers Off Duty

2: These kids say the WEIRDEST things!

Teachers Off Duty

Bored Teachers

Comedy, Stand-up

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2021

⏱️ 30 minutes

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0:00.0

Hey, best friends. Welcome to episode two of the teachers lounge. I am Bri honest teacher vibes. I'm Rebecca Rogers or our Rogers world. I miss

0:11.6

other. I don't know how to. I don't know how to do our last teams. Are we doing our first names? Bro, just say some so the people know who you are.

0:17.4

Y'all are such teachers. America's sweet heart down there. We didn't hear you. My name is miss other. I whisper like that.

0:25.0

Cover low girl. Let me whisper. I hate that. He pulled me out of my head. People these days don't know the good songs that came out when we were in like 10th grade, 8th grade.

0:39.9

I was in fifth when you were in 10th grade. Okay, Addison Ray just played the song replay by Zendaya and was like, I love this song and I'm like, do you know what, do you guys don't know what that song is?

0:52.6

I don't know what you're talking about. I know what song you're talking about. Okay, I hate it here. I don't know what you're talking about.

1:00.2

The disrespect. Okay, I don't like your words have meaning. Words hurt. I just made a tick talk about that. Words matter. Words matter.

1:08.6

Like some of the stuff these kids be saying. Oh my gosh. Some of y'all wasn't raised right in its shows. Not even just rude, but just outlandish.

1:18.4

So one, I have one story from a very short story. I love when you tell stories. It's very short. Why did your voice get so deep?

1:26.4

Because I got a deep voice, Kinsey. Dude, why does my watch keep telling me to stand up? I'm like, I don't need you to coach me. Okay, I know I'm a couch potato.

1:35.9

You've been sitting for too long. It's time to stand. My Joe dang business. It's telling me to breathe.

1:42.4

Right. I always think that it's like, oh, someone texted me. Nope. Breathe. Oh, well, I mark. Can it like sent when you're like stressed out?

1:49.6

Because I feel like that's when it was your heart rate. Hey, wiretap. Am I straight?

1:56.4

I saw this meme and it was like 30 years ago. Everyone's like, the government's listening in on us. And then like, now today's, hey, wiretap. Do birds eat pancakes?

2:06.4

Something like that.

2:08.4

That's on top of it. I tell us some crazy.

2:12.4

Very short story. I did this one teacher, some of the story saying that she was sitting at her desk.

2:16.4

And the kid just comes up to her and goes, miss, miss Rogers. We'll use my name. Miss Rogers. Um, we have a problem.

2:22.4

She goes, oh, okay, what's going on? She's, I don't mean to alarm you.

2:26.4

But the moon is out. She said, okay, and she goes, it's daytime.

2:32.4

Oh, my gosh. And she said, yes. And she goes, the moon is not supposed to be out. She looked her. She goes, you're 16 years old.

2:40.4

Okay. You've never seen the moon out during the daytime. She had to then stop class and give an entire lesson about, yes, you can see the moon during the daytime.

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