Trying to impress the in-laws this Christmas.

At our Goss, they've up to 25% on selected homeware,

and make your guests feel at home with comfy habitat cushions and festive spice candles.

Careful, they might stay until New Year's.

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Subject to availability of Forens 24th of December. It's Monday.

February 2nd. It's Monday.

February 2nd and the word of the day is Cephalonimans.

So in case you get tired of constantly saying the practice of divination via boiling the head of an ass now you can just say

Cephalonimancy instead not to be confused with Cephalomancy which means

exactly the same thing so yes predicting the future with boiled donkey skulls is common

enough for synonyms I'm no illusions I'm he then right and broadcasting

delayed from America's far center. We are the Skeptocrats.

On episode two, we learn what misinformed science denying

ideologically motivated soccer moms have in common with room temperature man-aids.

Sarah Bellin's teleprompter malfunction is almost as entertaining as Janet Jackson's

wardrobe malfunction.

We'll look to Yemen in an effort to make America's government look functional.

And Gwyneth Paltrow gets rugburn from squatting over a

vaginal laser kettle but first's duo tribe with a suggestion that getting everyone to vote might improve the level of democracy in this country.

We even had a genuine striin close the segment with a sarcastic remark to that point.

But it might surprise you to learn that there's even more wrong with our system than just

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