#2 Show | V.D. Awareness: Michelle Cormier's Message In A Bottle
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2025
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
🎙️ Get ready for a Valentine’s Day special full of romance, rejection, and ridiculous stories! This week, Rafe Williams and Scott Rizzuto take a deep dive into their best (and worst) Valentine’s memories, childhood crushes, and grand romantic gestures gone wrong:
“15 Minutes with Scott Rizzuto” - Rafe and Scott swap stories about past Valentine’s Days, including heartwarming moments, childhood rejections, and the sheer awkwardness of young love 💘😂
“15 More Minutes with Scott Rizzuto” - The Valentine’s Day conversation continues as Rafe recalls an over-the-top romantic gesture that backfired spectacularly, complete with a Message in a Bottle moment that went horribly wrong 📝🍾
The show wraps with a desperate plea: Will Michelle Cormier, Rizzuto’s fourth-grade crush, finally explain why she rejected him all those years ago? Call in—we need answers! 😆📞
This episode is packed with laughs, heartbreak, and enough secondhand embarrassment to last a lifetime!
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| 0:00.0 | Love, loss, rejection, triumph, misguided notions about a woman's heart and the worst rejections we've ever encountered. |
| 0:07.3 | All that today on the number two show. |
| 0:17.1 | Hey, hey, welcome back to the number two show. |
| 0:20.3 | I welcome the, I salute the Bull Patrol, the Poop Patrol, the Booty Bandits. |
| 0:26.9 | That one sounds bad. |
| 0:28.2 | I don't know what I'm going to call the fans. |
| 0:30.0 | We may never settle on anything. |
| 0:32.0 | The glory holers, who knows? |
| 0:34.3 | Who knows? |
| 0:34.9 | Life's crazy. |
| 0:36.2 | Just as crazy as this show. |
| 0:37.4 | But I am certainly glad to be here. |
| 0:40.0 | We're getting a great show for you today. So let's get it started off with a segment that I love. |
| 0:45.7 | It's a recurring segment with my favorite person, my Valentine, 15 minutes with Riz. |
| 0:59.6 | Hello, Scott Rizzuto. |
| 1:02.6 | Oh, hello. |
| 1:03.9 | Okay. |
| 1:07.3 | Sorry, he was powered down. |
| 1:08.7 | I forgot to power you up before. |
| 1:10.4 | I was pretending I was frozen. It kind of worked on me. |
| 1:12.8 | I was like, uh-oh, what's going on? Frozen. That's going to play hard on the YouTube. On the audio, |
| 1:17.7 | people are going to be like, what the fuck was that all about? Yeah, no, I probably thought my mic was off. |
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