#2 Show | The Bathroom: America's New Phone Booth?
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 August 2023
⏱️ 9 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the first-ever episode of the 'Number Two Show', where we flush down into intriguing topics, straight from the comfort of a bathroom stall. Our hilarious host, Rafe Williams, tackles a topic we're all guilty of — using phones in the bathroom. On this episode of The #2 Show we discuss: A deep dive into how and why we've turned our restrooms into entertainment hubs. Historical perspectives: from rotary phones in the bathroom to today's waterproof smartphones. The evolving debate on phone etiquette in public restrooms. Health and hygiene: Did you know your phone might carry more bacteria than the toilet seat? Some hilarious side notes about shampoo bottle reading, old magazines, and even a cheeky reference to Amsterdam. Dare to get to the bottom of this (pun intended)? Watch till the end, have a chuckle, and join us in the comments! If you enjoyed The Number 2 Show, don't forget to LIKE, SHARE & SUBSCRIBE! And yes, remember to sanitize those hands before hitting any button. 🤣 Keep it clean and stay tuned for more episodes of The #2 Show!
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| 0:00.0 | How long does the average American poop do we have a national phone addiction or do we just need |
| 0:05.1 | something to do while we pop a squad? Do we really need a show with a guy on a toilet talking |
| 0:09.9 | to you while you're also on a toilet? Well, we did our research and by the time you're ready to |
| 0:14.0 | wipe, we'll get to the bottom of this and more of the number two show. |
| 0:24.4 | I'm your host, Rafe Williams, and yes, we're coming to you straight from a bathroom stall. |
| 0:29.7 | Not exactly the tonight's show desk, is it? But you know what? A lot of the best conversations |
| 0:34.8 | and deepest thoughts I've ever had have happened on a toilet, so that's exactly where I wanted my |
| 0:39.2 | talk show to take place. And believe me, we went through many iterations of what we should call a show, |
| 0:44.9 | Taylor made for folks wrestling out a growler, stall tactics, the daily dues, the throne room, |
| 0:51.0 | shit break, captain's log, flushing it out, talking crap, talking out your ass, sending a fax, |
| 0:57.6 | cutting rope, chopping logs, the movement, fart boy, pop a squad, courtesy flush, log cabin, |
| 1:07.3 | torpedo wars, bust in a grumpy, so on, and so forth, at all, etc. That's 12,897 options explored |
| 1:17.4 | in after extensive market research with the focus group of two dudes. We settled on the number |
| 1:22.9 | two show. And here's why we think this is the show America needs. The average American proves once |
| 1:30.7 | a day for 12 minutes. That's 4,380 minutes or 73 hours per year. The average life expectancy is |
| 1:36.0 | 79 years old, multiply 73 by 79 to get 5,767 hours that convert that number to days. You get around |
| 1:44.4 | 240 days. What are we doing with all that time? What are you doing? |
| 1:52.4 | Well, according to a new survey, about 75% of Americans admitted to using their mobile phones |
| 1:57.4 | while in the bathroom, and the other 25% are pathological liars. In the last year alone, 1.8 million |
| 2:04.5 | people have dropped their mobile phone down the toilet, which explains where cricket wireless is |
| 2:08.9 | getting most of their cellular phones, but we'll take down Big Cell another day. |
| 2:13.7 | Welcome to the evolution of phone use on the toilet in America. Today we'll take a journey through |
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