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The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

#2 Show | Is Polo a Polo Expert?

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network

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4.93.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2023

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, our host Rafe Williams skips the traditional monologue to dive deep into a hilarious, candid, and somewhat wild conversation with the remarkably talented Spanish MLB announcer, Polo Ascencio! 💬

Watch at: https://www.youtube.com/@1057thepoint

🚀 Jump straight in to hear about:

Polo's unconventional entry into the broadcasting world 🎙️

His experience as a custodian and how it relates to his meticulous broadcasting style 🧹

The unexpected journey from a fan calling into a radio show to becoming an “expert” voice on the airwaves 📻 ... and a surprisingly detailed discussion about glory holes... 😬

🏇 Stick around for a lively game of "Polo or No Low" where we test Polo's knowledge of the sport that shares his name - with a mix of real and made-up terms! Can he distinguish the legit polo lingo from the fakes? 🤔

📌 Timestamps:

00:00 - Introduction & Foregoing the Monologue

02:23 - Special Guest: Polo Ascencio

06:12 - Glory Holes and Size Disputes

09:45 - From Custodian to Broadcaster: Polo’s Journey

18:03 - The Game: Polo or No Low

29:52 - Final Thoughts & Where to Find Polo

Instagram: @polosview

Twitter: @PoloAscencio

Podcast: Balk About It with Brooke Grimsley

📣 Shoutout to all the fans and curious minds who've tuned in for this second episode of the Number 2 Show, where the conversations flow as easily as... well, you know. 😏 Be sure to subscribe for more entertaining (and occasionally crude) content! 🎉

👋 See you in the next episode where we'll explore more untold stories from unique personalities in a way you've never seen—or heard—before!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Following podcast is audio from the YouTube series, the number two show.

0:04.0

If you like what you're hearing with your earballs, you should see it with your eyeballs.

0:08.4

Visit the points you tube to watch.

0:30.0

Today I have a very special guest and I want to get right to it.

0:38.4

He is and I believe this is true, the best Spanish announcer in Major League Baseball.

0:44.0

And now, starting in right stall, stall, stall, for the St. Louis Cardinals, Cardinals, Cardinals,

0:50.0

Mr. Polo, a senseo! Ta-da! Good thing you said my name and you announced me because I was about

0:59.0

to let it go, but now I can hold it. Okay. What's up, Ray? What's going on on that side?

1:04.0

Not much, man. What's up with you? Thanks for being here. Thanks for being a guest on the show.

1:07.4

Thanks for the invite because I had a very heavy breakfast this morning, so now I can do this show

1:11.7

and do my business while we talk so. Well, you know what? Multitasking is part of a productive man's life.

1:17.6

Yes, it is. Well, who wrote this? No nuts, no glory. That would be me, yes.

1:24.0

So use every good glory hole. Has to be big enough to get your nuts through. That's my personal

1:28.7

belief. It can't just be a penis. You must have to be the back edge, you know?

1:33.2

You must have really small nuts. Well, the hole's not big enough. That's what I'm saying.

1:36.8

I'm upset about. It's big enough for my Wang, but my nuts are gigantic, so let's say I need

1:43.4

to, I want a big oval shaped one. Let's go. We all know that you're great at what you do.

1:50.2

Can you tell us, how did you get your start and broadcast? Because you told me you started out as

1:53.7

a custodian. Dude, so walk me through how you got your start and broadcast? Asakustodian.

1:59.6

I was a custodian when I was broadcasting radio. It was an accident. It was an accident. It was,

2:07.6

I was a custodian. I'm still I am. I'm really good. I'm really good at what I do. You better

2:11.8

believe I'm looking at the floor here and I see that this guy is missing some spots,

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