#2 Show | Is Polo a Polo Expert?
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 9 October 2023
⏱️ 12 minutes
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Summary
In this episode, our host Rafe Williams skips the traditional monologue to dive deep into a hilarious, candid, and somewhat wild conversation with the remarkably talented Spanish MLB announcer, Polo Ascencio! 💬
Watch at: https://www.youtube.com/@1057thepoint
🚀 Jump straight in to hear about:
Polo's unconventional entry into the broadcasting world 🎙️
His experience as a custodian and how it relates to his meticulous broadcasting style 🧹
The unexpected journey from a fan calling into a radio show to becoming an “expert” voice on the airwaves 📻 ... and a surprisingly detailed discussion about glory holes... 😬
🏇 Stick around for a lively game of "Polo or No Low" where we test Polo's knowledge of the sport that shares his name - with a mix of real and made-up terms! Can he distinguish the legit polo lingo from the fakes? 🤔
📌 Timestamps:
00:00 - Introduction & Foregoing the Monologue
02:23 - Special Guest: Polo Ascencio
06:12 - Glory Holes and Size Disputes
09:45 - From Custodian to Broadcaster: Polo’s Journey
18:03 - The Game: Polo or No Low
29:52 - Final Thoughts & Where to Find Polo
Instagram: @polosview
Twitter: @PoloAscencio
Podcast: Balk About It with Brooke Grimsley
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| 0:00.0 | Following podcast is audio from the YouTube series, the number two show. |
| 0:04.0 | If you like what you're hearing with your earballs, you should see it with your eyeballs. |
| 0:08.4 | Visit the points you tube to watch. |
| 0:30.0 | Today I have a very special guest and I want to get right to it. |
| 0:38.4 | He is and I believe this is true, the best Spanish announcer in Major League Baseball. |
| 0:44.0 | And now, starting in right stall, stall, stall, for the St. Louis Cardinals, Cardinals, Cardinals, |
| 0:50.0 | Mr. Polo, a senseo! Ta-da! Good thing you said my name and you announced me because I was about |
| 0:59.0 | to let it go, but now I can hold it. Okay. What's up, Ray? What's going on on that side? |
| 1:04.0 | Not much, man. What's up with you? Thanks for being here. Thanks for being a guest on the show. |
| 1:07.4 | Thanks for the invite because I had a very heavy breakfast this morning, so now I can do this show |
| 1:11.7 | and do my business while we talk so. Well, you know what? Multitasking is part of a productive man's life. |
| 1:17.6 | Yes, it is. Well, who wrote this? No nuts, no glory. That would be me, yes. |
| 1:24.0 | So use every good glory hole. Has to be big enough to get your nuts through. That's my personal |
| 1:28.7 | belief. It can't just be a penis. You must have to be the back edge, you know? |
| 1:33.2 | You must have really small nuts. Well, the hole's not big enough. That's what I'm saying. |
| 1:36.8 | I'm upset about. It's big enough for my Wang, but my nuts are gigantic, so let's say I need |
| 1:43.4 | to, I want a big oval shaped one. Let's go. We all know that you're great at what you do. |
| 1:50.2 | Can you tell us, how did you get your start and broadcast? Because you told me you started out as |
| 1:53.7 | a custodian. Dude, so walk me through how you got your start and broadcast? Asakustodian. |
| 1:59.6 | I was a custodian when I was broadcasting radio. It was an accident. It was an accident. It was, |
| 2:07.6 | I was a custodian. I'm still I am. I'm really good. I'm really good at what I do. You better |
| 2:11.8 | believe I'm looking at the floor here and I see that this guy is missing some spots, |
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