#2 Show | Are We Just Gonna Forget About Long Ti++ies?
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
Get ready for the funkiest episode of The Number Two Show yet! Rafe Williams sits down with Ryan and Pat from the legendary St. Louis funk band Hazard to Ya Booty to talk about their origin story, cosmic funk magic, and the strange connection between comedy and bass playing. Then they light up the studio with two incredible live performances: “Get the Gurney” and “Gimme That” — including the world premiere of their hot new single.
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| 0:00.0 | Are bass players from an alternate timeline where time doesn't exist? |
| 0:04.2 | What do music and comedy have in common and a special tiny stall concert from the kings and queens of funk music? |
| 0:11.5 | Hazard to your booty. |
| 0:12.6 | All that and more today on the number two show. |
| 0:20.7 | Hey, welcome back, everybody. It's great to be here to. Big shout out to all my fans, the |
| 0:26.7 | Dingleberries, the Bow Patrol. Just let your bowl blow. Yes, that's right, Bull Patrol. I got a great |
| 0:34.8 | episode for you today. Man, I am so excited. I have been marking my calendars. I've been pumping people up. Got a huge episode here for you today. |
| 0:42.3 | Got a maybe my favorite musical performance of all time since we started the show. So let's get |
| 0:48.1 | it started. I want to get going because I want to get to it. And right now, Riz is at Disneyland. |
| 0:53.7 | I normally do 15 minutes with Riz as a segment, but guess what? I'm going to to it. And right now, Riz is at Disneyland. I normally do 15 minutes with Riz as a |
| 0:56.1 | segment, but guess what? I got something, dare I say, better? I got 15 minutes with Hazard. |
| 1:08.7 | Hey, welcome to the show, Ryan and Pat from the band Hazard to your booty. |
| 1:15.6 | What up, RDW? How you doing, baby? |
| 1:17.6 | I'm doing great, man. I'm here with two of the members of the predominant funk band. |
| 1:21.9 | They'll put so much funk up in your trunk that you will have to go to a proctologist to have it removed. |
| 1:28.3 | And we have relationships with those proctologists. |
| 1:30.3 | You guys have to your booty punch cards. |
| 1:34.3 | We're basically feeders to those individuals. |
| 1:37.3 | We have 10% |
| 1:39.3 | Yeah, so I'm here with you guys and you're going to play some songs for us in a little bit. We're bringing the whole band in here, but I want to spend some time with you guys. |
| 1:47.5 | My relationship here, give me a little bit of hazard to your booty through the glory hole. |
| 1:51.6 | There really. |
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