Hey, audio listener people.

Hey, audio listener people.

I've been broadcasting video for nearly a minute.

But yeah, no, just turn the audio on.

How's it going?

I'm Thomas.

This is the Bible.

I don't actually have a Bible with me. It's over across the room.

I'm not going to get it. I could have introduced my Bible to the viewers. But, yeah, episode 73.

We're on 2nd Samuel chapter 14. We're going to read 14, 15, 16, 17. This one's pretty damn boring, unfortunately,

but I'll do my best, despite being plastered. No, that's not true. Despite being slightly lethargic with red wine. All right. Now, Joab, okay, so what happened last?

I can't even read a word without stopping.

Now, last episode, where were we?

I need, like, a voiceover guy to be like, or no, I need somebody that's not me because I

can't, already, this podcast takes too much time, but somebody to do like a previously,

previously on Thomas in the Bible.

It'll be like the shots like, oh, I'm, okay, what are some characters involved?

David, you can't banish Absalom.

He's got a, you know, deal.

I can't go through.

I don't remember what happened yesterday.

So I cannot remember what happened in the last episode.

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