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Welcome to Bar Fight. This show where I, Michael Knowles, go head to head with two esteemed

libs on topics chosen by you.

Our first guest, you may know as the soy pill online.

Yeah, like I know you identify as white, Michael, but you could pass as some sort of Southern American.

Hill, they are a citizen.

You think the Constitution only applies to citizens yes or no.

Our second guest, Master Debater, recent graduate of Oberlin

College. That would be Oliver Nighouse. Now here is how it works. We will be debating

three of the most controversial topics of our day. The bell rings, we duke it out for that round,

and then our friends in the crowd can come up to the microphone

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