Hello everyone. Welcome to episode 84 of Thomas in the Bible.

And, of course, right when I start recording, I notice my mic is kind of not facing me properly.

And the cat's going to start attacking my toes.

You might notice if you're watching on the video or an incredibly accurate

listener somehow that I'm in a different area of my house. I've got set up on my laptop with my external

hard drive. So I don't need to be tethered to the incredibly uncomfortable desk. So yeah, any of you

listeners who immediately heard a difference in the acoustics, I'm like, hmm, he's in a different

place. Yeah, that's pretty cool. I don't know if there is such a person, but anyway, I am late though,

so sorry to anyone who was trying to catch it and is not here.

I'm got him.

38 minutes later than I said, but I just, it wouldn't start up.

I think my external hard drive might have frozen or something because it just kept, you know,

whatever.

I'm not the greatest with Max, so anything to figure out for me takes longer than, you know, normal human.

But anyway, let's just get into the reading. No, let's not get in the reading.

Screw that. Let's get into the usual disclaimers and things.

Disclamer 1. I am an expert. I'm trained at at this don't try this at home do not attempt to

to read this Bible at home I can't believe I haven't made that joke before but when I said

disclaimer that wasn't the word I was looking for and thus it brought me to that to that brilliant

joke that I can't believe I haven't made before yeah I'm I'm a professional do not attempt to

read this horrifyingly

boring book on your own. You will get hurt. It is dangerous. It is not, it is not for just anyone

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