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Starburns Audio

Health & Fitness, Comedy, Mental Health

4.5 • 772 Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2018

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

This week, Dave and Hampton talk about... DAVE AND HAMPTON. They take the week off from doing a suicide in history to talk about what's been going on with them, and some of their tribulations in comedy. It's been messed up, dude. Oh damn it's been real messed up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, welcome to suicide buddies. Before we get started with the show, I just want to let you know.
0:04.4	Hampton and I joke around about suicide a lot on this show because we've experienced a lot of
0:09.2	suicidal thoughts in ourselves and talked to a lot of friends and family about suicide.
0:13.9	So we're comfortable with it and the way we deal with it is to joke around about it.
0:17.7	Please don't think that we take it lightly. If you're feeling depressed,
0:21.4	especially if you're feeling suicidal right now, please stop the podcast right away and call
0:25.7	1-800-273 talk. They're incredible. They're always there 24 hours a day. They can help. There
0:32.3	are other options besides suicide. And I know that because you are loved by Hampton.
0:38.2	Hampton is in love with everyone.
0:43.8	You know just what to do when I look at you.
0:52.4	And I don't want to go.
0:56.5	They call me on the phone and won't leave me alone.
1:03.6	But I don't want to go.
1:09.6	You had a bad day. Oh, no. You had a bad day. You had a bad day
1:11.3	You had a bad day
1:13.2	You had a bad day
1:14.9	And you had a bad day
1:16.5	Dave you had a bad day
1:18.3	You had a bad day
1:20.1	It's something else then
1:21.6	And you had a day
1:23.1	Hampton and I haven't seen each other in a couple weeks
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