2 Girls 1 Michael Lenoci

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2024

⏱️ 49 minutes

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A year ago, we had the funny, witty, and never ending barrel of laughs, Michael Lenoci on the podcast. Today, we have on the same man, the myth himself! He's touring the country, promoting his new special "Take Your Time." Join us as we laugh, commiserate about life, and call...Emily's mother? Does she pick up? Do we find husbands this episode? Find Michael Here: http://www.michaellenoci.com/ 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaim...

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0:00.0	He will.
0:03.3	I don't think I want him to suck my d-ing.
0:05.7	He doesn't look like he would be good at it.
0:12.3	No.
0:13.6	No, you definitely wouldn't.
0:14.5	I would be good at it.
0:15.1	You would like lick the tip and be like, do you like me now?
0:18.2	Yeah.
0:18.8	You would just look at him and be like, I love you. I have video evidence of how... Of you sucking me? Is that how you started your career? One time on stage, I mimicked giving a ninja head. And I'm good at it. I know how to do it because I know what I like, so I know how to do it. How would you do it? Walk us through it. Yeah. The whole thing.
0:38.2	Do it on the mic.
0:51.3	Well, okay, so it's already out. Of course. And it's hard? Yeah, so it's hard. Okay. Oh, so he has a whole thing about taking it out. What are you doing with the hand on? Yeah. Okay, okay. That's your problem. That's why you're single.
0:52.7	You didn't even know what I was doing.
0:55.2	Well, I mean, I didn't realize balls were like back here.
0:56.5	No, you're going for the... It's right here.
0:57.5	Okay. That's your problem. That's why you're single. You didn't even know what I was doing. Well, I mean, I didn't realize balls were like back here.
0:55.4	No, you're going for the go.
0:56.9	It's right here.
1:11.7	Okay. What's that? You have to do the mix of the go. You bought them in these two hands. It's like you're holding some cups in a restaurant. What's a coach? The gooch is like right behind. Like right between your balls and the last few guys I've like suck their they haven't they've been like i don't like balls being touched like some dudes
1:15.4	are super sensitive yeah yeah they're immature because they're homophobic and they're scared it is gay
1:20.4	because they're like get their touched they're even you can touch that one 40 who care i'm rusty
1:26.8	trombone that get up in there get Get up. You like a finger? You don't have to get up in there, but you could rub. Just give it a little rub on the outside. Ah. Oh. You again. I remember you from last time. Mr. Rogers. Yeah, whatever his name is. It's bare. I gave him Mr. Rogers. Yeah, whatever, his name is. It's bare.
1:45.4	I gave him on Mr.
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