If a guy offers to pick you up, that's a really nice touch.

If a guy takes the lead and he knows where he wants to go,

I know this really cool. Assertiveness. Oh my gosh. He picks you up, you walk in and he's got a certain level of confidence. Like, a guy that knows how that's a dress. Seriously, you're just getting me wet right now. And you can leave him somewhere and he'll talk to people. Oh, yeah, yeah. I remember.

You can recommend something to order.

You can recommend a wine.

You can conversate.

You can recommend a menu. I remember I used to have...

You can recommend a wine.

You can conversate...

He's...

Stop!

You know when you're young and you just meet guys online?

No.

No?

Well, when I was young... It's a no from me, Dave. You don't meet one guy online, not? Anyways, but he was like a friend of our friend that I had met online. Yeah. No, it was like Myspace or something dumb like that. Oh, okay. Well, I did. And he was like, I gave him my number, we were talking and whatnot, and he seemed really, really cool. And then one morning he called me at 7 o'clock in the morning and he was like, I gave him my number, we were talking and whatnot, and he was, he seemed

really, really cool. And then one morning, he called me at seven o'clock in the morning and he was like, oh, I'm downstairs, like where I lived. Like, can I take you up for breakfast? So I was like, one, okay, I was gas because he drove and I was like 17. Two, I was like, okay this is like way too fucking early in the morning for me but do you know what i'll get ready

anyways i get ready now and then go meet him. And he takes me to the most nastiest calf. I've ever seen in my whole life. Like, it was not. It was nasty. And do you know what he said? He was like whatever you want it's cool what so so

four pound 90 breakfast anyways these times I just I just order set one hold

the mushroom whatnot and then by the end of it like you know just talking and

whatnot and he got up by the end of it and he put his hand out to me so i was like okay what do you mean

put his hand out he put his hand out like for money so i was like okay hold on what do you mean

order whatever you want for yourself so anyways i gave him 20 pounds yeah 20 pounds i gave him 20 pounds all I had on me. 20 pounds. My might comes back with two pound change. So I'm no mathematician, yeah, but I'm looking for the change, like, around him because I'm like, so wait. So wait. So many times. You asked me, you made me come out of my house at 7 o'clock in the morning. I'm vexed on your behalf. So some nasty calf.

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