Now, the men's room wants to know

Who Sucks Less?

Hey, time for Who Sucks Less.

Even through who you bring us three stories

from the news each and every week.

They always suck, but it's up to us to determine

out of the three stories, which one sucks the least.

Now, if you like KISW on Facebook, X, or Instagram,

the debate is already underway on Who Sucks Less?

And like I said, at the top of the show of the three stories, we have two frauds and one, peekaboo.

Let's start with fraud, number one.

We're last summer a transit system cleaner, this is in New York City, a transit system cleaner, he was so desperate for a vacation, he lied about getting slashed on the job, going so far as to cut his own hands to try to sell the ruse.

The suspect, when Henry Herring, he said, quote, my goal is to have the summer off because it was too hot down there.

Now, Harry, who was hired as a transit cleaner last year and has since been suspended

without pay by the MTA, he was arrested on the charge of falsely reporting an incident.

See, he told cops that he was attacked at the 179th Street subway station shortly after

3 a.m. that morning.

He claimed that he was cleaning a train car when he was pushed from behind by an unknown

male, and that stranger swung a, quote, cutting instrument at him, leaving cuts on both hands.

But surveillance video from the station helped, well, to catch, Herring, red-handed.

That's where he admitted, quote, but I went into the room, I found something there to cut myself.

I apologize for wasting everyone's time. I did not know there were cameras on the platform. I found something there to cut myself. I apologize for wasting everyone's time.

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