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Luke And Sassy Scott

2. F*** me that hurt!

Luke And Sassy Scott

Luke and Sassy Scott

Comedy

5.0945 Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2023

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

If you thought 1 x hair transplant was a lot, try doing it at the same time with your brother! It sent us absolutely crazy and made Scott kick Luke out of the house. We do a deep dive Q&A with questions from you, which uncovers a weird and bizarre phobia some of you have, including our producer Mandy. 

You know that comedian guy Bert Kreischer? Well, he made some VERY OFFENSIVE CLAIMS ABOUT US on that other guy Joe Rogan's podcast! We were not having any of it and it pissed us off, so we made Bert publicly apologise!  

And finally, Jesus bought Scott a hat. No context required, just know that the Lord our Savior himself purchased a baseball cap for our very own Sassy Scott. 

 

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

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Transcript

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0:00.0

A listener production.

0:04.0

The Luke and Sassy Scott podcast acknowledges the traditional owners and custodians of the land in which we record this podcast.

0:11.0

The Uluket Wallen Clan of the Boonwurang who are part of the

0:15.0

Kulin Nation. We pay our respects to our elders, past and present and extend our respect to

0:20.5

Aboriginal and Torres Strait Island of peoples today.

0:23.2

Always was, always will be Aboriginal land.

0:25.9

Don't film me.

0:28.4

You are ridiculous.

0:29.4

Don't do that either!

0:30.4

Look at you.

0:31.4

I'm sick of you.

0:32.4

You're a nutcase. Is that real? You look really cute right now.

0:35.8

I don't care, though. I'm going to start gaslighting you. What? You infuriate me as a human being.

0:41.8

Pekkim. Ahem! Mm-1. Uribe means a human being. Are you recording? Can I pick my nose?

0:47.0

Look and sassie.

0:48.0

Sassy.

0:49.0

Sassy.

0:50.0

Scott.

0:51.0

Welcome back.

0:52.0

We're back, we're bad, and we're looking bald.

0:55.0

Balled.

0:56.0

Your heads are falling out faster than mine.

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