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2 Girls 1 Blunt

2 Dirty Birdies with UFC Fighter Mickey Gall

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7548 Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

We get a little TOO high with UFC Fighter, Mickey Gall this week. After beginning his amateur career and going 3–0, Gall made his professional debut for the Dead Serious MMA promotion in November 2015. Gall's fight was featured on Dana White's Lookin' for a Fight reality show, which earned him a UFC contract. TODAY we have Mickey Gall at the 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast studio. We talk his come up in the UFC, the UFC script, Mickey Gall's big fight with CM Punk, favorite sex positions, Onlyfans,...

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0:00.0

I just think, like, being in the moment, like in anything is like that, you know what I mean? It's a form of expressing yourself. We spend a lot of time not in the moment, you know? Yeah. Oh, so you feel very present? Very present. Oh, interesting. Yeah. Yeah, when you're fighting, you're very present too. You have to be. Yeah. Hey, girl, you trying to hit this. Oh, you know exactly what I need.

0:25.3

What's up, you filthy fucking stoners?

0:27.7

This is two girls, one blunt, and we have a special episode for you this week.

0:33.3

And we're going to start it off with the song.

0:35.5

There it is.

0:36.1

You guys are rock out?

0:37.3

There you go. Hey, Nikki. with the song. There it is. Oh. You guys are rock out? There you go.

0:39.1

Hey, Mickey.

0:54.4

Hey, Mickey. Oh, you're pointing over there. I know. He's like, points at me. You're so fun. Yeah, yeah. He like, is a worth of affirmation. Yeah. Oh, yeah, big time. Yeah. Okay, I can see it now.

0:57.1

Cut it right there.

1:28.1

Okay, that's it. You're done. DJ, cut my shit. That's me. I'm DJ. Cut your shit. I like how you were in charge of that. Two girls, one blunt. Here we are. Welcome back to two girls one blunt. We just recorded 12 minutes. We just talked about a whole bunch of stuff and it might never be as good as it was, girls. I know. It will get better. It will. It was far away and it was so much better than it is today. Sitting on a duck on the bay. What? Now, no. You got to switch up to Otis Redding on me.

1:44.7

But that works perfectly. It did kind of work. That was a good rhyme. And it was like, Ram, like it ended it well. I'm DJ, cut yo shit and I'm also a rapper. Jay, come my shit. You got to mispronounce my last name too. So it's authentic. It's Mickey Guel. Mickey Gil Mikey Gwall

1:45.4

Milligan

1:46.4

Who are you?

1:47.3

Perfect, just like the first time, I get to introduce myself. I'm Mickey Gall. Guys, this week we have Ray's friend on. Ray's friend, that's right. That's all that matters. All that good stuff. She's not even here. Handsome Shrek's friend.

2:01.8

Yeah, handsome Shrek.

2:02.6

That's funny.

2:03.0

I saw that clip.

2:03.7

Who are you?

2:03.7

Like, what character is he? Tell me. Who's the best one? You could be Prince Charming and Shrek. If we're all doing Shrek characters, if you're a blonde hair. Wait, wasn't he really like short? Oh, no. Am I donkey? Lord Farquod.

2:15.0

Lord Farquod.

2:16.0

Who's Prince Charming?

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