Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.

Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.

In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.

Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.

To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.

Bird's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.

Goodness that's steamy.

Hello, it's Jason Manford here.

This is my podcast. Now obviously it is different to the radio

show because you don't get the music and the adverts and the news and all that sort of stuff

but I want you to still feel included in some of the topics.

So if a topic comes up that you think,

you know what, I've got something about that,

feel free to message me on Twitter or Facebook

and at some point I'll get around to that message and it can even be included

in the podcast next week.

So do feel free to be as interactive as the listeners who bother their arches to get out of bed to listen to us on a Sunday morning.

Jason, Manford,

Absolute radio.

We're real music matters.

Good morning, it's Jason Manford on absolute radio.

I'm back, after a couple of weeks, half term.

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