Hey, hey, hey, short rounds and beds and burners.

My name is Doug and I love minis.

This is Doug loves minis.

The show that is watching the classic risky business, I should say,

risky business is on the TV on stars, coming to you from a hotel room in Tempe, Arizona on Friday.

December 30th, 2016.

We are almost there.

It's almost the end of the DLM Challenge for 2016, 366 movies in 366 days.

Several have completed it. Several are still trying. Others will fail. More about that in a moment.

First up, Doug plugs, tomorrow,

finishing up the holiday taint tour with an appearance

at Doug Love's Movies taping at the Tempey improv at 420 in the afternoon.

There's still some seats available, and it's a great way to do something in the afternoon

on New Year's Eve, then spend the rest the night at home or go to your party or whatever

it is that you're going to do. Do whatever you want is my message here.

But if you're in Tempe, Scottsdale, Mesa, or Phoenix, and you don't come to Douglas Movies

taping tomorrow afternoon, I will fuck you up. I will find you. We're back at Meltdown Comics

on Tuesday in Los Angeles.

That same night, you could see me at midnight on Comedy Central at 11.30 p.m.

Also, if you're in L.A. on Monday, I'm going to be a guest on Kill Tony podcast at the Comedy Store.

That is always a very nice time.

San Francisco Sketchfest, S.F. SketchFest. I'm interrupting 50 Shades of Grey at the Castro on

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