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Lovett or Leave It
Lovett or Leave It
4.7 • 25.5K Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2023
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
Lovett or Leave It is back at Dynasty Typewriter to give Tucker Carlson the sendoff he deserves: one he has to share with Don Lemon. Hari Kondabolu stops by to wash down some unpleasant news with some even worse ice cream. Alan Ruck takes an expletive-heavy stroll down memory lane with Succession’s spiciest insults. Pat Regan and Marcy Jarreau school Lovett on the finer points of reality TV, and we top it all off with a big ol’ batch of fresh-baked Hot Takes.
Hari Kondabolu's comedy special and album “Vacation Baby” is available for viewing worldwide on YouTube and streaming as album on all platforms. Hari also self-released “(Extended) Vacation Baby” on Bandcamp as a digital download with tracks not found on the special or streaming album.
Check out dates and tickets for Hari's Spring/Summer tour at harikondabolu.com
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, Los Angeles. |
| 0:13.0 | Welcome to Love It or Leave It live or else coming at you. |
| 0:16.0 | In the before time, before Lake Mead ran dry in the world splintered into guerrilla armies |
| 0:20.2 | based on allegiance drawn along the lines of who we imagine when we picture people naked |
| 0:24.6 | for fun. |
| 0:26.4 | We have a great show for you tonight. Alan Ruck is here. |
| 0:30.7 | He stars in a little indie darling, your coolest friend may have mentioned recently. |
| 0:34.5 | Harry Contabolo is here and we've paired, yes, and we've paired the unpleasant news of |
| 0:39.8 | the week with some equally unpleasant ice cream. |
| 0:42.1 | Marci Jaro and Pat Regan are here. |
| 0:45.4 | And they're going to school me on the reality TV. |
| 0:47.4 | I'll be forced to watch if and when the writers strike and hot takes. |
| 0:52.4 | But first, let's get into it. |
| 0:54.2 | What a week. |
| 0:56.2 | A hunt Tuesday, President Biden formally announced he's running for reelection. |
| 1:00.6 | I think I speak for Democrats everywhere when I say, you better fucking win old man. |
| 1:06.7 | Said Biden in his announcement video. |
| 1:11.7 | When I ran for President four years ago, I said we're in a battle for the soul of America |
| 1:16.7 | and we still are. |
| 1:18.7 | He went on. |
| 1:19.5 | I thought we had it locked down for a minute there, but the soul of this nation is a slippery |
| 1:22.9 | sucker. |
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