Hey Happy Campers! This is Camp Counselors. A good-natured podcast hosted by your favorite

fake Camp Counselor, Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch, we love the great outdoors in theory.

But we'd much rather spend our time making friendship

bracelets spreading camper gossip keeping our heads in the clouds and avoiding

archery at all costs. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact

that we know little to nothing about camping.

So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.

This is camp counselors.

Hello happy campers it's me ZZ and me Johnny I want you to say John John I don't know I've

never said that before I hate that You know they wanted to work into the

intro but it wasn't gonna work? In the parent trap when the lady who's ahead of the

camp she goes girls that wasn't good girls that was better that was good and then they're both allergic to strawberries and she

loses her mind but you know it was just the first day it was just the favorite it was the stress of the first day

oh my gosh well hello everybody welcome to episode two of camp

Councillors with Zachariah and Jonathan. Can you believe we have made it?

Oh we did it. But we're here. I know how you're feeling today?

I'm good. I'm finally recovered. I had a bit of a rough start to the morning

But we're here one thing about Jonathan is that he will nurse a hangover for 48 to 72 hours.

We didn't even drink that heavy last night.

Baby, when you get to my age, to my ripe old age of 29.

You were just performative. No, that is true. Oh yeah, I like being taken care of too.

When I'm hung over I just I can't do anything on my own. I took him to breakfast because he was hung over I know he needed food and this breakfast was blaring music it was like literally like freaky gal by Nicki Minaj at the diner

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