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Thomas and the Bible

2 Chronicles 9-2 Chronicles 13

Thomas and the Bible

Thomas Smith

Religion, Religion & Spirituality

4.9546 Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2013

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Thomas reads from one of god's lesser works, "The Bible". God was pretty much coasting at this point in his career, and hoped to just get fat off of movie rights.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello. You've reached Thomas in the Bible. Please leave your boring Bible passage at the tone.

0:32.5

Yeah, I don't know. I just try to think of something random every time.

0:43.8

I'm disappointed because I didn't get as drunk as I thought I would off the drink from a few episodes ago that you may or may not remember.

0:46.6

And I didn't pour myself another drink.

0:50.2

So I guess this level of drunk is what we're stuck with.

0:53.0

Is what with which we are stuck.

1:01.3

And we're on 2nd Chronicles 9, and we're going to read through 2nd Chronicles 13.

1:05.0

And no further than that.

1:07.2

That's a callback.

1:11.7

All right, yeah, as usual, like the Facebook, please,

1:15.1

Facebook.com slash t and the bee, tanned the bee,

1:18.4

Tandtheb, I guess I could call it Tandtheb.

1:21.0

And same goes for the Twitter.

1:22.8

That's at Tandthab.

1:25.2

Tandthab.

1:28.6

So, yeah, do all that, please.

1:29.7

Por favor, thank you.

1:32.6

Check out, oh, man, I haven't plugged last few episodes.

1:36.3

Be sure to check out... My freaking cat ruined my shorts.

1:39.1

What an asshole.

1:41.2

These were some good shorts, athletic shorts.

1:44.7

You know when a cat just pulls like one little string and just like messes up the whole thing.

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