I'm kind of nervous because Bert always does this but okay guys episode two of wife of the

party I hope you're ready I hope you liked episode one and hopefully you like this one too it was really fun

my guest today are my two of my very closest friends Kathy and Sandy I don't know if I

should say their last names I don't know I guess you don't need them but I have a

couple of Kathy's this is Kathy

F so Kathy F and Sandy are on this episode and I have to say I did get quite a few suggestions about what I should say at the beginning like,

hey what the fucker is like the what I should call listeners.

My very favorite one so far was vagina farts, but I think I might pass on that.

I don't know that I would want to be called a vagina fart.

Or isn't that really just a queef?

Yeah, it's a quief, right?

So should I call and say, hey, quiefers?

No, that would be terrible.

I can't do that.

So keep coming.

If you have any suggestions for what I should call people who listen to the

podcast but maybe not vagina farts. Also it seems like everybody kind of likes

the Leantix that's kind of cool but I don't know who would actually call me out on the

antics if Bert's not on the podcast and there were also a lot of emails saying

hey you should not have Bert on the podcast because he takes it over and he

talks too much and he makes everything about himself.

And it was so nice that somebody else noticed that.

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