Welcome to Do Go On! That's right, the comedy podcast, the show where we find something

interesting and talk about it and hopefully we'll make it interesting enough for you not

to turn off the show. That's the plan, my name is Dave Warnke and I'm sitting here with

my charm, my cohort, my co-host to the stars Matt Stewart. Hey Dave, how's it going? This is a

comedy podcast, is it? When did that happen? Well, what starts now from now, right? Can you tell us a

great joke? Oh please, that's a little bit of pressure. Could I maybe throw it across to my

co-host, my cohort, my charm, Jess Perkins? Oh, hello Matthew, hello David. Hello Jess Perkins,

that's right, you are here to spark them up. How are you going? I'm very well, I'm very well. I'm

feeling like now I need to be really energetic and and and sometimes I'm worried that my voice goes a

bit in the so I have to be very careful with that. You've also got to be comedy apparently. This is

a comedy podcast. That's right, well Matt and I are the boring people that like trivia are lost.

Okay, I really wish you had of told me then before and that I'm here for the comedy and the

bigger. You are the comedic relative figure. Okay, all right, well. Hey, should we should we get

started with today's topic? Yes, and it's up to you to introduce that topic, Matt, because it's your

turn. You've researched something, you've prepared a report and Jess and I have no idea what you're

about to talk about. Well, how we like to do it is kicking it off with a question. Because it's

a trivia sort of inspired podcast. Yeah, well, and I've battled for a question here,

and this is not a good one, but and like super misleading. But let's give it a go now. What would

you say is Australia's greatest invention? Australia's greatest invention. Hills hoist. Oh, damn,

I was going to say Hills hoist. Veggie might. Oh, good one. Actually, I'm not even into Veggie might,

but I know. Oh, hi, hi, Jess. That's why you're here. Yeah. To back up all of my opinions. And

do you get abused for that all the time? I feel like I'm not that big on Veggie mind people. What do you

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