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Talk to Nasey.

When you're a clown, everyone is laughing at you, never with you, and the clown is fucking

sick of it.

Which is how we got here.

With the clown standing in a room with 3-20 somethings, all of them tied to chairs,

gags over their mouths, crying silently after they finally gave up screaming.

It was closing time when the three friends decided to hide out so they could have a little

more fun at the Smoor Fun Park.

The clown found them and told them they needed to leave, but they couldn't help themselves.

They laughed in his face.

With his curly cotton candy hair, giant yellow shoes and bright red nose, it was too much

to take seriously.

The clown snapped.

He pulled out a crowbar and clocked them over the head.

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