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In the movement of policies to and fro, the corporation has been efficient, as it is in all

things.

The people movers and elevators provide a means of conveyance for every policy who finds

herself in need of travel within the lower tunnels of our fair city.

For those who do not frequent these warrens, like Dr. Emily Kalagari, the lower tunnels may seem

greasy and loud. Their denizens may seem like degenerates and scum pressed close to the hard-working

peoples of Hartford. But to the general policy, this is the flavor of our city.

These are her people.

To Dr. Caligari, the degenerates of this sector,

the Blue Ribbon Winners Circle of the Science Fair,

are her chosen sacrificial lambs.

I say, Wesley, what in the laws of physics were you fought?

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