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What alert, Mark, he is our cool words guy.

People make up different definitions, and Tyler called it a cop outfit, which many call

a uniform.

Yes.

I was thinking of slutty girls in Halloween, you know. Well, some of these guys in cop outfit are looking for an Ohio woman now.

This is from TMZ.

All right.

An Ohio woman, I'll read what TMZ wrote here, is the target of a police woman hunt after a ballsy breaking in her boyfriend's home where she sliced

open his nut sack. Oh, oh.

Don't do that. No, not cool.

She went to sack town.

The Bay Area. Backdown.

That'll be there this weekend, right.

Mackdown. Authorities of issued an arrest warrant

for accused Scrodom Slasher.

I love that. Acuse Scrutum Slashier. That's what she is.

Janita Hopings, after the 45-year-old woman. Was she just sleeping and didn't feel her walk

in the room? Allegedly kicked the front door of her boyfriend's Toledo home and barged inside

to perform her amateur surgery on him with a sharp object. If she kicked it open, did he wake up? Oh, cops say hoping she cut her boyfriend so badly that one of his nuts was fully exposed requiring treatment at a local hospital. She's for charge. You know what? I'll get her, at least she didn't try to cut his wiener off. You could live without it with a slice sack. You slice your wiener. That's going to be some trouble. He was not... He was... This says the man heard commotion, ran downstairs without any clothes just for Hopings to cut his scrotum. And so, yeah, there... She didn't sneak up on him. You know? I mean, it sounds like he willingly walked close enough for her to grab onto it and slice. Aggravated burglary. Your wife just pulled on yours once. That was an accident, right? She thought it was a comforter. Yeah, she thought it was a blanket and she tried to pull it over her shoulder. And we all think of your balls as a comforter.

And what you're seeing on the TMZ website is a mugshot from a previous arrest. Is she hot? So they're still looking for her. No, she looks like someone who would slice your nuts at all. It's not good. Well, there's some hot chicks that would do that. This is felonious assault in there as well, the aggravated burglary.

So, yeah, don't do that.

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