I'm going to see a realigiosophy, the one true part. Hello and welcome to this final episode of Ir religiosity

the One True Podcast and the only podcast to really engage in intercourse while Jerry Falwell

watches. He watches from the corner.

Perhaps behind a screen?

I'd put up a little screen if I was him, you know?

Give people the illusion of privacy.

That way they don't hold back.

You know what kind of flying fluids might hit you too.

That's your own safety.

You're right.

In these times of COVID you need a screen to protect you from flying fluids when you're watching

your wife have sex with the pool boy and we've all been there. I'm not gonna

regulate it man because that would be tyranny I'm not going to regulate it ma'am because that would be tyranny. I'm just going to suggest it.

I don't want to restrict your freedoms. Yeah, freedom! Don't get on my freedoms, Chuck. Don't tread on me!, don't tread on me.

Are you treading on me?

I believe you're treading on me.

Quit treading on me.

Snake, I've always been curious about that flag.

When I was young, I see that flag and I'm like, why are people

standing, they're like stepping on a snake? It's a snake. It's always a snake when they don't tread on me.

You don't step on a snake. You go like, ah, a snake! Like, and you run away.

Nobody steps on a snake. I mean, I would step on a snake.

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