I'm going to be a realagogy or selfie.

Hello and welcome to this episode of Irreeligiosophy 2.0 the one true

podcast and the only podcast... Ah fuck it!

I'm just too fucking tired. I don't care. the only podcast of whatever the fuck you want

when I fucking do this part we're going right into it get right into it Chuck

fuck taglines right into the skunk dicks is, I got a dick that's not just a dick, it's a wooden dick.

A wooden dick? It's a wooden dick. You got some wood? I got wood, I've got wood, I've got dick, and I've got it in Sweden.

Again, again, Sweden, with your penises and your dicks.

It's starting to become a thing over there, I think.

But Chuck, this dick does not just appear and say, hey, look at me. It

asked you to solve its mystery. Can you solve the mystery of a giant wood penis found in Sweden. What say you?

I don't think there is a mystery. What's the mystery?

The mystery is we don't find giant wooden penises everywhere.

We don't and when we do we can say like huh,

I wonder where that came from.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Before I speak any further I just have to say that I'm

going to butcher every single like Swedish name and town name in this story just so we're all clear. No apologies. If Sweden wanted us to

pronounce their names correctly they would have made them fucking easy to

pronounce. Right, they put their names in English. It's really their own fault, yeah. Yeah.

But in the town of Hagfors, Hagfors, in the Varmland region in Western Sweden.

People have found a giant wooden penis.

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