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It's free in your app store. Sit download it now. This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. Text is 877-931-4 TNT. And the email is T&T at TNT Radioempire.com. We're looking for somebody who is in a threesome and knocked up both the chicks. Yeah. That's the tough call of the day. You have to go two rounds for that? Well, yeah. Yeah. In that movie, though, he actually knocks up the one girl in the morning, and he starts dating the other girl and knocks her up a couple days later. Okay. Yeah, so, but he basically is. He had a threesome with two girls.

They both got pregnant by him. This question, our text here says, I really want to give push credit for his masterful talent of naming podcasts. My wife and I went out to eat last night. We started the car. The podcast labeled the bunghole is not the lung hole, right? I was just talking about if you can breathe air in your ass, why can't you live that way?

Right. The bunghole is not the lung hole. I was talking about if you could breathe air in your ass, why can't you live that way?

This is all part of the National Fart Day discussion because there was a guy who could breathe air into his ass.

So why can't you breathe that way?

Right. He was apparently a well-paid performer at the Moulon Rouge in the 1800s.

When people would pay to see a guy fart.

Don't tell me if farts haven't always been funny.

I might do that today.

I asked her if I needed to explain, and she said,

that may be another time.

Yeah.

So I'm paying careful attention now to what day it is

since we've missed National Fart Day for 16 years now.

Today is, and I'm not making any of these out, this is from the website, National Today.com.

It is National Wear Red Day, and where I live, that's year round.

It is International Day. On big guts too most of time. Right. Of zero tolerance for female genital mutilation. I think that should probably be every day. Yeah, I'm against that. I'll be dead. It doesn't really, it's not very catchy. Yeah. Yeah. Unless you say I ripped that up last night, that's different though. That's just a sexual thing. It's a little wordy, but I don't know how you'd be more economical with your words there. Yeah, hard to put on a t-shirt. And then I don't know. Save the Bean? Yeah. Yeah. Save the bean. How this works. But working naked day is celebrated the first Friday in February that would be today.

I think they are stripped down dudes talking about,

I think you're the only person they could do that.

Right.

You're at home.

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