2.50 Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas

Irreligiosophy

Religion & Spirituality

4.8 • 869 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2015

⏱️ 80 minutes

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So this episode is about a little movie called "Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas," where famous 80s sitcom star Kirk Cameron saves Christmas from a Christian named Christian who mopes around about pagan trees, snowglobes, and Saint Nick.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to this special Christmas episode of Irreligious Joss v 2.0, the One True
0:16.2	Podcast and the only podcast, Matt, that destroyed Christmas.
0:20.9	Yes.
0:21.9	But unfortunately, Kirk Cameron saved it. Oh, damn it. We just, we destroyed it until he saved it.
0:30.3	Oh, well that sucks really.
0:35.0	It was pretty close, but then he came jumping at us with his big
0:39.1	fucking tennis shoe holding a snow globe and wielding a candy cane and you got to retreat from that.
0:45.0	I got that tennis shoe like right in my face.
0:48.0	Raindair shit on the bottom.
0:50.0	Yeah, the worst about that whole thing was the fucking smirk on his face.
0:54.0	I had to surrender. I had to surrender.
0:57.0	I'm saving Christmas.
0:59.0	That's my Kirk Cameron impression.
1:01.0	Hi, I am Kirk Cameron.
1:04.0	No, you're all wrong.
1:06.0	Oh God.
1:08.0	Yeah, we're going to review Kirk Cameron's saving Christmas at one time the lowest rated movie on IMDb.
1:17.0	It is now...
1:18.0	Huh?
1:19.0	Number four. It's the fourth lowest.
1:22.0	Really? What has possibly been rated lower?
1:25.0	Well, uh, code name K-O-Z, I don't know what that is, but that's a 1.5 star rating.
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