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We watch that part in the interruption show.

Tony Cornerger and Michael Wilbon and oftentimes at the top of the show, they will mention if it's hot sauce day or something like that. Do you think they'll mention, today is National Fart Day? Cornheises. No, I want to. No. Will Bonn will be too stuck up about it. He's too stuck up about it, right? He doesn't even like... You know those guys have wafted them on each other over the years.

Well, Bond doesn't even like Uranus jokes. will be too stuck up about it. He's too stuck up about it, right? You know those guys have wafted them on each other over the years.

Wilbon doesn't even like Uranus jokes.

Yeah, see, he has no sense of humor.

He thinks they're sophomoric.

Right.

So they probably also won't mention shower with a friend day.

Then they'll look at each other awkwardly.

They might mention that.

Yeah, yeah.

There's a possibility they mentioned that.

But not Fart Day. They won't bring up its national fire. They're not talking about Joe Poohole. Poo hole either, yeah. Nope. And I bet they haven't even farted on each other in a long time. They've been in the same room like twice in the last six years. Right. So. I get it. Yeah. Your email is a pretty short one this time.

Dr. Justin writes us, your instincts on alcohol being more... Yeah. So... I get it. Yeah. Doctor's email is a pretty sensual way.

Dr. Justin writes us,

your instincts on alcohol being more detrimental to personal public health

and marijuana are correct.

Same for smoking being more detrimental than edibles.

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