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All right. Kelsey writes us an email, and anybody can write us an email. T&T at T&T Radio Empire.com. Morning, I've been listening to you guys for years. Thank you for all the laughs. I start at 6 a.m. operating room doing anesthesia. Wow. So you make my morning. I just wanted to let you know I got into a conversation the other day with a surgeon. What the difference between a quiff and a vart. O-V-E? This is a woman now. Yes, a vart. What's a vart? V-A-R-T. Turns out a fart through the vagina is much different than a puff of air through the vagina. I thought that was interesting.

In other news, women don't just sit around and fart in front of each other.

This is a woman calling in, by the way. We take accountability with our friends, but we usually have a little more self-control.

Needless to say, I have blamed a stinky fart on a sleeping patient before.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, there's always that. Nobody has to claim one in an OR. Or a sleeping dog, that kind of stuff. What are you doing there? Who farted, man? So is there a difference between a vart and a queef? Great question. A fart to the vagina. I think the quiff is the puff of air, isn't yeah didn't you say a vart is different that yeah that is a fart through a vagina a fart and then wow how do you know the difference how do you yeah how do you tell the difference stank the stank there I don't know if there could stank too depending where it comes from it may be coming from you know she's too busy putting somebody out right now. So I hope she listens to the podcast later. Hope she doesn't laugh while she's putting somebody out. Put down the propofall and email us back. They'll be fine. That dude's down, man. Put a tube in him and he'll call back later. Exactly. Yeah. Is it coming out, the urethra? Is it coming from a different place?

Oh, man.

I guess you're going to need a little better explanation.

Right.

What is the difference?

And what exactly is a vart?

Because I think the puff of air is the quief.

Okay.

Can they shart through their vagina?

I don't believe so.

No, there's a hole in there somewhere.

In order to shart, it has to be connected to the intestines.

Right.

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