Bang, bang, bang, you know it is that old familiar thing is that screen door on

that front porch. You know what you are, brother. You know what you are, sister. You're home.

Celebrate our days. Oh, man, thank you guys for being here with me today. Happy Monday morning to you.

And it is Monday and it is February 5 in the year 2018. And we are here in the in outer space.

Can you believe that we're in outer space right now? And everybody's always talking about, you know,

meet me at the mall or, you know, GPS. Dude, we're in outer space. We are astronauts. You realize that?

We are astronauts right now. So if you meet somebody and they seem like they might be a little bit foreign,

they might be an alien. And I'm not talking about a legal alien or alien. I'm not talking about anything like that.

I'm talking about if you meet somebody and they got this crazy looking their eyes and they seem like

something wild is going on. Like they're picking their nose, but from the inside of their body,

we're not even using their fingers. If they seem geeked up, like the universe is just, you know,

just just just tickling a feather against the back of their brain stem, then maybe they're an alien.

I mean, it's not that far-fetched to think that there could be aliens amongst us. Why? Because we live in

outer space, guys. That's why. And if you were an alien and you came here, would you tell everybody?

Would you tell everybody you're an alien? Probably not. You know, you probably wouldn't. That's the first

you know, right there. I caught it. You probably wouldn't tell anybody you're an alien. Or at least in

the past, you wouldn't. I think these days, now, now you might tell people, oh, yeah, I am an alien.

Because now it's like, it's like the me generation. You know, now you'd be at a party and you'd have,

you know, a couple of gin and tonics. The next thing you know, you're over in the, you know,

you're over in the corner showing, you know, showing one of your neighbors, you're fricking

tentacle dick or whatever. You know, we're showing your, you know, how your nipples can light up.

You know, you'd be so, there's, now I think if we're going to know if there are aliens amongst us,

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