Download Todd and Tyler podcast from the Todd and Tyler app. Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. I thought about it when I mentioned the live show, Nick. If you retire and the next time we do a live show, you have to do a stand-up scene. That'll be crazy for you, huh? It'd be a brand new one. Or no jokes.

I just don't do it at all. I can sing a song. We'll get another spot for another comedian then. Or let somebody who's still practicing the craft. Right, right. That might be better. We need to sell tickets. Or we can get him up there and he can quote some rates. Yes. That'll sell the tickets. Yeah.

He can tan his balls in front of everybody.

Which was the thing up until...

Yeah, just bringing a big lamp. Yes. That'll sell the tickets, yeah. You can tan his balls in front of everybody.

Which was the thing up until...

What was it?

Did you Google tanning your balls?

Yeah, because you asked like when it was about three years ago.

NIH has an article evaluating the public's interest in testicle tanning, observational study.

That's got to be good.

Wow.

Men's health had an article on it. Okay. Yeah. But why tan them? Do they suggest slathering it up with some sunscreen? I didn't get into it. That usually doesn't see the proverbial light of day. You slather it up too long. You're sticking in a row. Although, you know, if you're walking around one of those naturalist colonies, then it does see the light of day.

Now you just picture, make me picture L.D. putting sun tan lotion on his wiener. That's on you. On his balls. Now you got it. Yeah. And his wieners hanging out. You can't get burnt either. Do you think he puts it on his balls first and then his wiener

or the other way around we're all pictured l d's the end of this question right l d if you're new to

the show l d's our our computer web guy right and he's a naturalist like to be naked he's kind of

the administrator of the the deadpool yeah and he's naked a lot in front of strangers. Yeah, he does that.

Legally, legally, though. They don't call it. Yeah, he doesn't have a collection of trench coats.

No, no. Nudest colony anymore. They call it that naturalist colonies. But he does it the summer where

your balls are hanging out in the sun, you know. Gather has been here an, and I was a little worried about James, who, you know, he checks in from Wichita and reminds you that you've got a place to say if you come to Wichita. Thanks, James. I might need a place. If you let me have a room, too. Well, as long as his face is there. That's all he cares, man.

That's the place.

He wants to get you into a nature setting where your legs naturally fall open.

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