2.37 Santa Claus is Comin

Irreligiosophy

Religion & Spirituality

4.8 • 869 Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2014

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Once more we enter the realm of crappy stop-motion animated holiday movies, this time with the origin story of Santa Claus, played extra-creepily by Mickey Rooney.

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0:13.7	Hello and welcome to this episode of Irrely Jiaziazvi 2.0 the one, true podcast, and the only
0:17.2	podcast it's coming all over town.
0:20.3	That's right, we're, um, wait, we're coming to town.
0:25.0	No, it's like the song says. It's like you're coming, coming all over, it's like
0:31.0	Bukaki. That's very important, Matt.
0:33.3	Coming to town.
0:34.5	Oh, two town.
0:35.6	Yes.
0:36.6	Oh, I've made a grave error.
0:38.6	Um, I need to make some calls hold on
0:43.0	All right yes mad this podcast is about Santa Claus is coming to town the
0:49.9	Kind of prequel to Rudolph the Red Nose reindeer Ah fucking prequel to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
0:53.4	Ah, fucking prequels.
0:56.2	It's all over, it's all Hollywood does anymore.
0:58.2	But before we get to Santa Claus coming to your town.
1:03.0	Let's do skunk ticks.
1:06.0	Let's do skunk ticks, Matt.
1:08.0	You got a skunk dick?
1:09.0	I do have a skunk dick.
1:10.0	Watch out.
1:11.0	You better watch out.
1:12.0	You better not cry. My skunk dick is going in your eye.
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