Welcome to this special Halloween episode of Irreligiousophy, the one true podcast and the only podcast that craves your soul. But we must have your

permission. Yes, you. That's the rules. When yeah, when

someone needs your souls you have to willingly give it up. It's like a vampire, right?

They can't come in unless you invite them in right it's like come now just

kidding ha ha you guys stay outside fortunately by pressing play on the

podcast you have already given permission. Ha ha!

It's like those iTunes agreements.

Yes, it's in the end-user agreement that no one reads.

Sorry, we have your souls we'll harvest five to six souls with this episode

I will return a soul though for a nice bottle of the single-month scoffs though

No for my soul you got to jump out of window.

That's the rule.

That is the rule.

There are rules to these things,

and you can only learn them when the expert comes along.

Fortunately, in this movie, that happens, but we'll get to that.

Should we do Halloween skunk-dicks?

Let's do Halloween skunk-dicks.

I have no skunkedex for Halloween. Everything, it's like the

purge. Everything's permissible on Halloween. That's right. By the way, skunkedic, worst Halloween tree

ever. It's like one house, you're getting like a full-sized knickers and another house,

and you're like, oh, a dick.

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