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16 unspoken social rules.

We probably break a lot of these,

at least on the show,

I mean, off the air.

We're actually pretty decent guys, you know.

Don't calm on someone's weight.

That's the last song,

unless they're fat as a kid.

Or too skinny, You guys, you're giving Todd crack. Or if there's a guy about to hire you for a job, you could mention. Yeah, that's true, too. Yeah, that was... Good plan. I might have broken a social rule there. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. I kind of knew the guy.

No, no, no.

You're not supposed to say you're fat.

In retrospect, you're right.

Yeah, that was funny, though. Especially if you're hoping they hire, he hires.

Oh, no, right.

I'm no longer going to defend my position there, although, you know, I'm glad we outlasted him.

Yeah.

In retrospect, I'm glad that I said it.

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