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Todd N Tyler Radio Empire
Todd n Tyler
4.7 • 819 Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2026
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Download Todd and Tyler podcast from the Todd and Tyler app. Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:23.8 | This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. |
| 0:26.3 | From Channel 13 KRCG, the CBS affiliate in Columbia and Jefferson City, Missouri. |
| 0:34.7 | Two people have been charged with drug possession after Trooper said they were asleep in a car going four miles an hour on Interstate 44. |
| 0:42.6 | I've done that awake in a car. |
| 0:44.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:45.0 | Court documents said at 625, barely, on Sunday morning. |
| 0:48.4 | This would have been last Sunday morning in Missouri State Highway Patrol trooper was driving on I-44-mile marker. |
| 0:55.7 | He saw an SUV that was driving very slowly. |
| 0:58.4 | The troopers checked the SUV speed by driving the same speed, which was four miles an hour. |
| 1:03.4 | According to the documents, the trooper turned on the lights, |
| 1:06.1 | siren pulled up alongside the SUV. |
| 1:08.3 | Trooper said they could see a man asleep in the passenger seat. |
| 1:11.7 | Deputies from the Leslead County Sheriff's Office. |
| 1:14.5 | Was this put, barely riding a brake? Why were they even going at all? |
| 1:18.0 | One of them was parked into cruise and began walking alongside the SUV. |
| 1:23.1 | They knocked on the passenger window to get the people inside to wake up, and then the man sat |
| 1:27.4 | up in the driver's seat and stopped the vehicle. The dude was sleeping behind the wheel. And he had drugs in the car. Oh, yeah. Was it just idling forward at that speed? But you had idling more than four. Must have been. A car would idle more than four, unless it's going uphill. No, that sounds about right. |
| 1:44.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:45.0 | That sounds about idling speed. It seems like you get a little fashion hat, but maybe. The driver was acting lethargic and had bloodshot eyes. They spotted a glass pipe at the council. And they found math. Oh, there it is. Yeah. Shouldn't that wait you up? Stay away. He stayed up too long. Yeah. Yeah, that was it, Nick. |
| 2:01.3 | Yeah, they outlasted the math. |
| 2:03.8 | Found math while searching the... You shouldn't that wait you up? Stay away. He stayed up too long. Yeah. Yeah, that was it, Nick. |
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