We gotta do the late night joke off because apparently all the late night show hosts

took on arming teachers as a time like God I'm gonna hate this. I'm so gonna hate this.

We all agreed though by the way we're just having a discussion if you're gonna pick a teacher

to arm make it the shop teacher. Oh yeah he's ready to pull the trigger over anything.

I told you to sweep up after he was in the way. Who didn't sweep up? He's missing four

fingers and kids don't sweep up. He's been mad for a long time. He's gonna show up and pull

the trigger. So let's see. Let's have a completely politically one-sided group of unfunny people

make jokes about an incredibly serious topic. We just made that's gonna be wonderful.

We just made jokes about an incredibly serious topic. But we're skilled. We got skills.

Bad skills. Oh yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Listen. I am willing to trust a jury of my peers because I love

Merca. When this is done tell me whether you hated it or not. Okay. Here we go. Plus I'll be keeping

score and the highest rated person you should watch the lowest rated should be banned from the

business. We can wait to get that around the first amendment. Sean the late. Trump said he said

he's any wants to arm quote gun adept teachers with military or special training experience. Is that

what we need? Former Navy SEALs teaching kindergarteners how to finger paint camouflage on their faces.

Yes. Just arm the teachers. I'm sure it's in the school budget. Sorry your school can't afford enough

copies of the Kellermockingbird but good news. We're giving something that can kill any bird.

Yes. Teachers have been asking for more pay and politicians have said they don't have enough money. But

now the president's like if you're willing to cap some fools we're gonna make it rain. Yeah. Okay.

I laughed twice. I didn't expect to and I laughed twice. Well okay. I admit it. I didn't hate it.

Gordon initially a B minus for his joke but a full point off for being a foreigner. C minus. Don't

joke about our critical issues. I thought the finger paint camouflage on their faces was pretty funny.

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