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The Eastern Border

2.20 The Asymmetrical Humiliation: Or Else, What?

The Eastern Border

Kristaps Andrejsons

Ukraine, Politics, War, Cold War, History, Ussr, Russia, Documentary, News, Soviet, Society & Culture, Gonzo

4.7877 Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Greetings, comrades! In Episode 2.20, we examine the sheer, terminal absurdity of the Russian Federation's bureaucratic collapse.


The geopolitical gravity has inverted: Armenian PM Nikol Pashinyan is now openly mocking Vladimir Putin inside the Kremlin about having functional elections and free internet. In response, the paranoid Russian state is dropping a digital Iron Curtain, exterminating regional ISPs, and forcing its population into a digital gulag before the next wave of covert mobilization hits. We dissect the "Archimedes 2026" military expo (where cadets duct-taped AK-74s to a remote-controlled river-trash collector), uncover the newly privatized corporate draft in Ryazan, and watch the Z-patriots suffer a complete psychological meltdown as the Ministry of Defense proudly announces the "complete liberation of the LNR" for the third time since 2022. The empire is out of breath, out of cash, and out of threats.


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0:13.6

Greetings, comrades, and welcome to another episode of the Eastern Border.

0:17.4

Before we dive into the meet at today's broadcast, I want to address something that has been

0:20.7

popping up in my emails lately and on the feeds too.

0:25.6

I recently got a question from a listener asking essentially if everything is so fundamentally

0:29.6

catastrophic for Russia, why are they still advancing?

0:33.0

And when I gave the honest mathematically verifiable answer that they really aren't advancing

0:37.7

anymore, that since they lost their illicit startling terminals, their pushes are measured

0:42.3

in 100 to 200 meter increments on isolated spots, and that they barely gain, you know,

0:48.8

they gain percent of a percent per month of Donbass, like ridiculous tiny amounts.

0:55.2

Official statistic of the most optimistic kinds say that they have gained 40 square

0:59.7

kilometers in February, which is a meager result since Ukraine still controls over 2,600

1:07.0

square kilometers.

1:08.1

And with this rate of advantage, they would take them more than four years, basically the advantages of the advances just still stopped.

1:16.0

Well, because Ukraine's dealing with its own bottlenecks after all.

1:20.6

I was made with a bit of a bunch of angry comments accusing me of, you know, lying.

1:24.8

I understand what this happens. I do, really. I understand why Western

1:28.2

analysts stick to their tried and true game theory models, and I understand why the general

1:31.5

public clings to the illusion of a competent, unstoppable Russian war machine. It's because the

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