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Deep within the secure vaults of the Heart Life Science Division, in a dark and secluded office space filled with all manner of exotic experiments that are equal parts advanced and deadly.

Behind a thick pane of murky glass,

two individuals approach each other out of a bluish fog.

Who goes there?

Ah, Benedict, so we meet again.

Both as are, my old nemesis.

How long has it been?

Three cycles, me thinks.

You escaped your death by the sheerest of lux.

What arrogance.

It was you who were about to die and bid a hasty retreat.

Lois!

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